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I'll learn you to mis-spell my name you varmint!

Posted on June 05, 2001 at 15:16:13:

In Reply to: just a thought... posted by Thom Ann Wideckham's testicle is my brain pouch Silva on June 05, 2001 at 13:44:58:

Ann Widdecombe says:-

sixty lashes of my 'punishment stick' followed by an hour of poking with my 'pleasure stick', for you, young man. i rue the day i accidentally slipped and bashed myself about my face with my 'ugly stick' though... in my youth i had so many suitors... they called me the 'ice maiden' but how i long to be thawed now... ohhhh how i wish for a sturdy young stallion (or philly) to while away the long, dark nights, and bestow my barren nether regions with some much needed warmth... sometimes you know, i get so lonely, that i run up hundreds of pounds talking to strangers on chatlines, we arrange to meet, but i can never bring myself to turn-up, i know they'll just run, or maybe even vomit at the sight of me. i put it down to expenses, but one day they'll be on to me.. ohhhhhhh WHY DO THEY STARE???


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